Good morning,
I was just thinking not two minutes ago that the keys of my new laptop are awfully good at being pressed and it'd be a shame not to utilise them in something long-winded and often very boring and misspelt, but that people read because they're either a) businessmen with nothing else to do on long train journeys and they're not allowed porn, or b) 23-year old virgins who spend so long on MMORPG's that they crave something different and think this sort of thing will get them women.
Not that I'm saying anything against either MMORPG's, women or porn, but the three together would be THE most amazing game ever, you think? Like 'The MMORPPG'. I'm not giving any prizes to anyone that guesses the other P.
I think I can safely admit that I'm listening to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack. I have a little fetish about soundtracks, I enjoy listening and yes, I do sing into my hairbrush at times.
well I suppose I'd better introduce myself. *puts on Rowan Atkinson voice* Good Evening. Now, as the more astute of you have realised, this is Hell. I am the Devil, but you can call me Toby. We like to keep things informal down here.. as well as infernal. *takes off Rowan Atkinson voice*
I'm Toby, I'm 18 and just about to leave school this week. This means I get to stay up late and surf for that MMORPPG thing.
Wow. I just sombered myself right up with that serious stuff. We're going to have to do something about this!
I'd like to thank my friends, my family, my girlfriend, my dog, my cat, my house, my imaginary friend, my chair for supporting me, my window for seeing me through, my laptop for giving me this opportunity, my..
oh wait, that reminds me. I need to name my laptop. Does anyone have any thoughts? I want something snappy and recognizable, which identifies it for what it is yet gives it a little personality. And while you're at it, I want it to sound bizarrely like 'Johnny Depp' and also 'Audrey Hepburn'. And it must be no more that 2 letters long.
Thanks.
Ok this really shows that I have no life when I return to an earlier blog because I'm bored.. However I was chastised before for not mentioning my good friend Andrew, so here's a lovely little shout out to him.
He's my best guy friend, is Andrew. The best way to describe him would be through interpretive dance, only I really can't be bothered uploading any clips right now. He's recently got himself a woman and I think he's still in shock over this discovery. A fact which is reinforced by the fact that at this late hour, he'll be in bed.
Well there we go Andrew, I hope you're happy I've lowered the tone of this once high-falutin' web blog just to include your sorry ass in there..
I'm now away to a certain nuzzling corner which is probably my favourite place to be..
Cheeribye..
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