Morning.
Well it hardly seems like three days since I started blogging..
It's mine and Laurie's 3-month anniversary, according to her. I still think it should go from 13th to 13th, but let's humour her.. Three months of being affiliated to the most amazing girl I could want. =) She got me mints! I love mints. mmm mints.. ^_^ And I offered one to my Engineering teacher and told him that they were a 3-month anniversary, and he said 'awww' and ate it. I like to think it tasted better for it. =)
On This Day:
0 - First Ninja Pirate born. He is easily confused with Jesus and ends up killing said Jesus and takes his place. He is worshipped in Christianity.
616 - Pope Eggs Benedict IV declares that Spain does not exist
927 - The fucking Vikings do something really nasty, they create Norway
1865 - Abraham Lincoln turns down tickets to the Ice Capades in order to see a play
1975 - The Year 1975 is misplaced in History
1914 - Stand-up British gents die jolly-good deaths in World War I
1927 - Everybody gets depressed
1930 - First person ever born on this date.
1931 - First person to ever be born on this date is found dead of a heroin overdose. Everyone is sad.
1935 - Prozac is invented, entering the market under the auspicious title World War II
1982 - Pope Jean Paul II readmits Spain to existance, apologizes for his forepope's bigotry
1986 - Ronald Reagen weeps publically, after being called a 'nosey meddler' by Nicarauans. Sandinistas lead GLOBAL COMMUNIST REVOLUTION resulting with complete annihilation of life. God reported to be 'alcoholic and whore-mongering'.
1993 - First use of the word LOL in recorded history
2008 - With all the success of his book, James Madison takes a relaxing vacation in Purgatory. Where there was much rejoicing!
2012 - The word LOL is finally added to the Oxford dictionary, despite numerous protests from people such as Stephen Fry.
That's what Uncyclopedia.com says.
Can't really top that tbh..
byebye!
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